Guns! AK-47s, to be precise!
Reliable, efficient and portable, the standard AK-47 model will insure the safety of you AND your family!
Current cost estimates put an AK-47 at somewhere between five hundred and a thousand dollars, but we've cut out the middleman and we're GIVING THE SAVINGS BACK TO YOU!
So, for the cost of approximately 0 dollars (that's right, ZERO DOLLARS), you can be the proud owner of mankind's most cherished firearm.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
When you purchase your AK-47 assault rifle, you will also receive not one, not two, but TEN MAGAZINES FREE OF CHARGE!
Hurry while supplies last.
thegentlemenarehere@gmail.com
-The Servant
EDIT: The servant wrote "hotmail" instead of "gmail". The mistake has been amended and he has been punished. (The Brute)
If it sounds like a used car commercial, looks to good to be true, and has typos, it's usually a scam, in my experince, besides, I'd have nowhere to keep it.
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-Cage
Hrm, having the words "typo" and "experince" in the same sentence. The irony is delicious.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, a scam this is not. The Servant was just unusually gung-ho. (The Brute)
Heh, I'm a bad speller, I admit it, but I'm not making a sales pitch, and comments don't have spell check. But hey, they're your guns give them away if it's really in your best intrest, I just have trouble accecpting seemingly charitable offers at face value. Unless they come from an actual charity, of course, I'll pick up one tomorrow if you can prove that you're with the Salvation Army.
ReplyDeleteSee you around
-Cage
Oh. Oh dear god.
ReplyDeleteWe are never letting the Servant address the public again.
"The Head"
Seconded. This... This was a terrible idea. What the hell.
ReplyDelete-The Cynic
Let me handle this. I can't imagine why I wasn't approached in the first place.
ReplyDeleteThe Diplomat
I'm loving this so much, it's like the Return to Slender posts in real time.
ReplyDeleteSee you around
-Cage