Allow me to start this post by stating that the servant is an idiot and will not be allowed to make formal announcements again. That said, allow me to say what needs to be said.
Yes, we are by all means and purpose handing out free guns. Why? Because every time one of you kills a proxy, we see it as a step towards success. What is success in our books? Killing the Tall One and every last one of his servants.
This may seem a bit harsh, considering most of you are championing the "all proxies are potential friends" movement, and we'll certainly allow some leniency for this. We will subdue them, ask them kindly to surrender and renounce Him, and only when they refuse will we put a bullet between their eyes.
Of course, these guns are a gift, and you can use them in any way you choose. I simply think that transparency is the best way to achieve mutual understanding.
So, for those who wish to protect themselves as well as those they love in the most efficient manner possible, you can send us an email (thegentlemenarehere@gmail.com) containing your current address and we will send an operative within the hour to .
Thank you for your time,
The Diplomat
I'm just not that eager to give out my adress, but that's just me. Normally I wouldn't even bring it up, but seeing as I make up roughly (make that exactly) a third of your subscribers, you may want to branch out with your advertising a bit. Just an idea, though.
ReplyDeleteSee you around
-Free
i would love a gun
ReplyDeletecould you send some one about four hundred miles in a forest
i could flash a SOS signal at them
If you could send us the approximate location of this forest, then we will try our best.
ReplyDeletepfft
ReplyDeletei barely know my self
all i know is theres moutains
that i can get any closer to or farther from
Have enough trigger happy soldiers lodged back home. Guns are efficient but I still love blades.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I have to go on my third one, since people don't seem intent on returning them.
Diplomat, would it not be easier to simply go for the source? Sure, proxies will flood your way but you're going to be spending more time locating and killing them off. They are like a Hydra, kill off one two more sprout. Tall One is one a roll, deary, and you're just going to be wasting ammo if you seek out every proxy. Killing the corrupt leader will cease the influence over the people, no? Those that do not cease, well... Sigh.
Please, Lady. Do you think they honestly have even the faintest clue of how to defeat him?
ReplyDeleteNo, they're just demonstrating their impotence by eliminating the weakest targets first.
@TheShadyLady
ReplyDeleteOur organization is searching for a solution to the Abomination as well, but the proxys had shown to be pretty an obstacle for the research, without saying that most of our members are in a vendetta rage because the casualities of some of their family members. So is like a first step for the complete solution.
@Thegentlements
I must say that I'm particulary interested in working with you, however, the researchers of our Holy Assembly already read your history, and you seem to be hiding something important from the public eye. Your suspicious source is quite a disturbance for our organization, and we would prefer to arrange a meeting first, before acepting an alliance with you.
-Miguel
Wh9t d0 y0u DESIRE 4r0m th3 3y3s but REQUIRE 4r0m th3 m1nd?
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