Formalities have been established, and frankly I'm sick of it. I'm the Cynic, and I'm sure you can tell why.
Let me give you a run down of the situation before somebody butts in.
- The Diplomat is full of himself.
- The Archivist is a little bitch.
- The Soldier thinks he eats razor blades for breakfast.
- The Head is a megalomaniac.
- The Brute is a megalomaniac who also likes killing people.
- The Servant is a nervous wreck.
- The Warrior is as dumb as a Monty Python peasant.
- The Madman will kill for anyone who gives him an orange.
- The Hermit doesn't give three shits about anything.
- I'm stuck with them.
There. That's the situation. We're all stuck in the same boiling pot and eventually someone's going to start shooting again.
Fucking truces. There is no end to how much I hate them.
Oh the value of one's own name, aren't you the intresting bunch. Well I'm couriouse, but then that's always me, so we'll see what more you all have to offer.
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-Cage
The Cynic spoke without approval. He will be barred from further discussion pending evaluation.
ReplyDeleteDon't take this the wrong way, but you weren't supposed to see any of this.
"The Head"
I wasn't supposed to see a lot of things, doesn't mean I'll ever stop looking. Heck, it's saved my life before. Besides, one of you is called The Cynic, surely this wasn't totally unexpected, I'm just intrested in your little... group. I'll make my own evaluations on how honest The Cynic was after I see more of all of you.
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-Cage
Get the shooting over and done with, you're all as good as dead anyway.
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